I was checking up on SWG’s progress (or lack thereof) tonight, when I ran across this post by a player named Xendin. It’s actually two posts, but the thread was deleted soon after I started reading it, I wasn’t able to get past page one of the thread. Lucky for me I still had the window open so I could preserve this gem:
Sony Online Entertainment
In cooperation with New Line Cinema
Are pleased to present the future of MMORPGs!!!
SNAKES ON A PLANE: ONLINE
Join the eternal struggle of hapless human passengers against those slithery SNAKES that have somehow infestedthe plane!Fast paced, iconic, “Snakes-on-a-Planey” style action!
Customize your player, choosing appearance, clothing, and one of 9 iconic character classes:
FBI Agent – Just like Samuel L. Jackson, you are undercover to protect the passengers from a possible SNAKE outbreak!
Flight Attendent – Use your skills to operate drink carts and help the passengers remain calm! And make sure they use those seat belts!
Airline Pilot – Think flying a plane is easy?Just try and fly it with SNAKES on board!
Kung Fu Expert – SNAKES could attack at any time, and you can’t have weapons on board… so use your fists to teach those reptiles a lesson!
Passenger – Use your power of contortion to fit into those tiny seats, but keep yours eyes open… the SNAKES are after you!
Crocodile Hunter – You were raised in the outback and you like to wrestle reptiles for no real purpose.But can you handle SNAKES?Maybe charm a SNAKE and use it against your human foes!
Entertainer – Dance and play music to help inspire the passengers to rally against the SNAKES!
Smuggler – Try to smuggle illegal goods on the flight, but the SNAKES and FBI Agents are hot on your tail (smuggling ability will be implemented at a later date)
Snake – YOU ARE THE SNAKE!Choose from a multitude of SNAKES, pythons, anacondas, cobras and many more!SNAKES for some reason… and they really don’t like them on their airplanes!
Chuck Norris – When you have killed 50,000,000 SNAKES you have a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of unlocking this secret 10th profession! Impress the newbs with your invinsible god-like power to kill anything and anyone in the game just by clicking on them!
Experience the greatest Snakes on a Plane story ever told… yours!
SNAKES ON A PLANE: ONLINE
Chapter 9.7 Publish Notes, November 6th
The Battle for Row 34
* For the first time ever your actions determine the fate of the flight! The battle is heating up in row 34, seats A, B, & C and the increased activity points to a big battle on the horizon.
Choose your faction and be part of this epic event by helping the humans gain advantage over the SNAKES, or by aiding the SNAKES in their efforts to turn the tide! The conflict begins soon.
Combat
* Snake Bite: Power has been increased.
* The damage done by Critical Snake Hits that do venom related Damage-Over-Time (DoT) damage has been reduced.
* Effectiveness of ANTI-VENOM has been reduced.
* Fixed an intermittent issue that would prevent some players from being able to login to FLIGHT 237 and FLIGHT 982.
Player Seats
* Fixed an issue that prevented players from removing items from their seat pouches when the tray table was down.
Profession Respec
* The Profession Counselor (Respec NPC) will no longer allow SNAKES to respec to CHUCK NORRIS class.
Profession: FBI Agent
* Accuracy of Agents sidearm has been reduced so that they no longer hit SNAKES with every attack.
* Agents can no longer shoot SNAKES through solid objects.
Profession: Airline Pilot
* Fixed an issue where airlines pilots could not fly a Boeing 777 even if they had the proper certification.
* Activating the windshield wipers should now properly removes snakes obstructing the cockpit view.
Profession: Chuck Norris
* Due to player input (whinning and crying), the Chuck Norris class will be made a starting profession.
* Power of Chuck Norris has been greatly reduced to balance the game.
* Players who had unlocked Chuck Norris prior to Chapter 9 publish will receive an exclusive shiny trinket.
As far as the progress of SWG, I see the devs have gone back to their old ways of ignoring the player community, talking down to them or at them rather than to them. How surprising. The addition of player bounties sounds exciting, but it seems combat is still a twitchy affair (which would not be different, really, from World War II Online: Battleground Europe). So, no real progress to speak of.